Jokes Corner

*Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they are now eating the food I made last night.
Husband: Oh! Let's better call the ambulance then.

*Ques asked In A Talent Test: If u r Married to 1 Of da Twin Sisters, Hw wd u Recognize Your WIFE..
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The Best Answer - Why should I ?? :D

 

 

*Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

 

*2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
... cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

*One day 3 boys proposed a girl..

1st boy - I can die for you..
Girl - All people say like this..

... 2nd boy - I can bring stars from the sky..
Girl - This is very old dialogue..

3rd boy - I can delete my facebook account for you..
Girl - *with tears in eyes* I will marry you...

 

*Husband Teaching English 2 his Wife

Wife in afternoon: Ye Lo Dinner

Husb: Pagal Ye DINNER nahi LUNCH hai.
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Wife: Pagal hoga Tu! Ye kal Raat ka bacha khana hy. :D

 

*Two Advices for married man:

1. Never laugh at your wife's choice...

You Are One of them
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2. Never be proud of your choices...

Your wife is one of them...:D :D

                     

*World's shortest resignation letter...

Respect Sir, I love your wife!